White Chicks 2: A Comedic Dream Needs You

I’m seeking 56 million dollars to fund the making of White Chicks 2. The budget for the first movie was 37 million I figure they deserve at least a 50% raise from the first one. I do not have any of the original cast or characters on board yet, but I have Damon Wayan’s assistant’s email address. I opened for Damon during a weekend of stand up shows and while having lunch with him and vaguely mentioning, “I love White Chicks” he said that he did too, and I think I remember telling him I was going to write a script for a sequel and I can’t remember if he said anything or acknowledged this or if I’m just making some of this up in my head, but it is a well documented fact that I did open for Damon and we did get lunch, because my roommate hosted, and he was at the lunch too. It was pretty surreal, me, my roommate, and Damon Wayans and his assistant at some nice hotel restaurant. How fun.

So anyways, here’s a little outline of a script to the sequel of White Chicks with a couple scene breakdowns and and a light detailing of the plot. I think it’s genius, I think it’s the funniest and best thing that the world needs right now and I think you will agree too:

I POSTED THE ENTIRE SCRIPT/OUTLINE BUT GOFUNDME TOOK IT DOWN AND DELETED MY FUNDRAISER BECAUSE APPARENTLY THE SCRIPT WAS TOO SEXUALLY EXPLICIT SO UNFORTUNATELY I CANNOT SHARE THE SCRIPT OR THE OUTLINE BUT YOU HAVE TO TRUST THAT IT IS REALLY GOOD. I WILL SHARE PERSONALLY IN A DM TO EVERYONE WHO DONATES.

The entire script would be completed upon security of the funds. If I’m unable to raise the entire amount or reach Shawn or Marlon the money will go to me. I wrote the script and it was my idea, I put in the thought and the effort, I have dreams too you know. I want to do things.

Trust me, I don’t want the money to go to me. If it’s between me and making White Chicks 2, I whole-heartedly, swear to Gosh, that I would prefer the production of White Chicks 2.

I saw the original White Chicks in Theaters the day it came out with a really tall friend who went on to play D1 basketball, and we laughed so hard the whole time.

I love White Chicks. And I know the world does too. We all know White Chicks is hilarious, whether you want to admit it or not. You have to respect the dedication, and the effort put in to such a comedically hilarious premise. It bends gender and race in a way that’s inclusive and heart-felt.

Let’s raise that money for White Chicks 2!